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shaunhasttings:

shaunhasttings:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM WATCHING THE SHOW MALL COPS AND IT REALLY DRAMATICALLY GOES “BUT NOT EVERYONE IS HERE TO SHOP” AND ZOOMS IN TO AKATSUKI COSPLAYERS IM PEEING

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Anonymous whispered: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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lunatoneitdown:

me as a sperm

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

track name: Pompeii (Gender Pitched)
artist: Bastille
play count: 239546

shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

track name: Let it Go (Original Cut)
artist: Idina Menzel
album: Frozen
play count: 624993

coatcollarup:

whatadisneyfulworld:

manicpixiedreampunk:

The original versions of Let it Go from disney’s Frozen. It has another verse that was cut from the movie for time.

It just goes to show what amazing things you can find when you have an unhealthy obsession with this movie.

Wow, props to whoever found this!

Guys, this is so perfect, omfg.

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

gingerbreaddestiel:

andthenewt:

toothpast:

2-shane-s:

Waffle falling over

the fact that this has over 50k notes makes me wonder about the state of our sanity

IT MAKES SUCH A SATISFYING NOISE I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MY JOY

Goodbye John

xoautumnangel:

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

Or you miss a random little spot and it ruins your entire life until you shave it off

nuclearpiss:

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

HE’S FUCKING HUGE HOW DID SHE SURVIVE

beefycurtains:

seattl-ite:

katara:

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

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hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice